Lego Batman Movie Review With NO SPOILERS LEGOOOOOOOO

Hi creatures it's Kat

And this is Chocolate

So I hope y'all had a good Valentine's Day. I know it's pretty late but like... better late than never ;p

Dude it's almost St. Patrick's Day.

When even is St. Patrick's Day?

No idea.

...wonderful. You know else was wonderful? The Lego Batman movie!!

You are just so corny. Like dat corn dog I had for breakfast a few weeks ago.

Thanks. I least I didn’t have a corn dog for breakfast

Woah Woah Woah that was once!

Okay back to the topic. Chocolate and I recently just saw the Lego Batman movie, so we decided we were gonna review it. WITH NO SPOILERS :D

Joker loves Batman as an archenemy like a love song, baby.

*when your bff listenin’ to selena gomez while trying to help on a blog post and corrects your grammar*

There was pun after pun after pun after pun after pun after pun.

CHOCOLATE! We gets it

...after pun after pun after pun after pun after pun.

Yeah to sum that up there were lots of puns. End of the story :D

Batman is so MAJESTIC. Can’t stop the Batman.

Yo yo yo Batman is already by Joker and that cool looking purple girl over there.

I was Batman for Halloween last October. And I go back to it all the time.

I was Batgirl for halloween last LAST October.

We are very obsessed! *chuckles evilly* We don’t deal with outsiders very well.

Yeah the movie was not disappointing unlike the Superman vs. Batman.

Somewhere along the line, Batman lost his parents and his heart. He was staying out all night, and his butler had enough. We all knew Batman was going to win, but they had nice cosmetics. The blood looked reallllllll.

Listen to dat critique dohhh. But for real. Lego Batman was that good good movie.

They dissed Suicide Squad, putting them at an all time low. Batman’s been trying to fix his pride but it’s broken, so he just disses other people.

Fun fact, the rotten tomatoes score for this movie was higher than Suicide Squad and Batman VS. Superman combined.

And Batman with his fists. Beat up Superman pretty bad. With that green gem. Cryptonight. The mysterious guy that stays up through the night.

PS if anyone gets anyone of Chocolate’s song references than uh. You two should be friends. But I am her best friend. And no one gets any of the references. So if anyone tries to get in the way of that, I WILL FIND U with my feline senses.

And he’s scared to be lonely. Since his half of a heart is going to break again. Probably. Maybe. He’s just looking for somebody to turn to, somebody he can miss.

Omg that’s literally… Okay no spoilers but that was SUCH a perfect reference. I am proud of you my friend.

He’s living in a bubble, and can’t see the trouble. Completely chained to the rhythm of the average life of a night time vigilante with a broken heart.

I’m gonna end this on THAT note. Thanks everyone and stay tuned!!! BYeeee

Bye. What can I say? It’s complicated. I guess Kat thought you readers didn’t want to read any more complicated song references. There’s one in every line after the third picture.

Question of the Day: Should I go see the Lego Batman Movie?

Answer of the Day: Yes. Help the Warner Bros!!!!

Additional Question of the Day: How wide is Chocolate’s mental capacity?

Additional Answer of the Day: NO ONE KNOWS