Celebrating the Lunar Year with Kat and Chocolate

Helloooo people and other beings of all kinds! I’m Kat.

And I’m Chocolate Chipmunks. (Please do not ask about my name.)

Yeah it’s a long story… but anyways, we would like to welcome you to our blog, “Free Answers to Life!”

I hope y’all read the disclaimer because ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Totally. So we would like to start of the lunar new year with a bang. (yes, it is Chinese new year for all you non-Chinese out there and you disgraceful Asians who don’t know the date) 😛

Google has a new design for the rooster new year, shout-out to all my chickens out there.

I mean, in my opinion, it’s a little underwhelming. Shouldn’t there be fireworks, coins, money flying out of my laptop or something? GOOGLE IS BEING CHEAP. SEND ME DA RED BAGGG!

Google would go bankrupt if it sent everyone free money from their computers.

But isn’t Google like the ruler of the world or something? It's all powerful and rich! I mean, who else can make cute kittens appear on my screen?

Internet explorer, Firefox, AOL, Bing…

Okay, I get it, but like free money is always nice.

Yes, it is. Very nice money. Very very nicee moneyyyyy…. Would anyone like to send meee the niceee moneyyyy… my address isss---

Chocolate! Dude, there are stalkers out there. You can’t just give people your address!

Even if it is for the free moneys? (REFERENCE TO STARFIRE)

They probably won’t send you free moneys. They will probably take your money 😜. But you know what Chocolate and I CAN give to you, the readers?

Oh no, here comes the cheesy ending...

FREE ANSWERS TO LIFEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I knew it was coming. It was coming. The world is ending. Llamas are dying. Kittens are taking overrr. WHYYYYY

And yea. That’s it for today thanks for reading and byeee!

Question of the Day: Is google an all powerful tyrant that rules everything? Answer: No, because it turns out other browsers can also put cute kitties on your screen. And they also can’t send out the free moneys.